#poor Duke

[amevdw]

[ryzanecrow]

Danny is just trying to hide his secret identity while upgrading some sort of ghost tech for Batman when he stumbles across Duke

Wait a minute, Duke's seen that orb of light before (the first time he worked with Phantom he squinted the whole time)

Duke is trying not to make it obvious he has light powers, but its REALLY difficult when there's essentially a flashlight shining directly in your eyes and it's kinda awkward to look at anything but Danny every time he talks to him

Danny is sad because Duke is avoiding him :'(

When Danny finds out the truth, he feels super bad and suppresses his core so that it's not as bright

Duke's horrified when he finds out that Jason has the same thing and doesn't know how to control it yet since his core was only recently fixed

[frownyalfred]

dying laughing to myself at the gym since I realized I could sum up the last chapter of eye in the sky as the “Mom and Dad, I threw up” meme.

[dc-eased]

you get used to it

cass: *emerging out of the shadows* what's for breakfast duke, new to the house: AAH- WHAT THE FUCK- alfred, not missing a beat: Good morning, Ms Cassandra. I am making blueberry pancakes, as requested by Master Richard, though he does not seem to have woken up yet. jason, peeking his head out of the kitchen, somehow fully dressed in Red Hood gear, except sans helmet and plus frilly pink apron: lazy ass probably won't crawl out of whatever hole he's died in till two, he went to sleep at four this morning. cass: *nods sagely* duke: *still frozen in shock and horror, internally screaming and gaping* damian, stepping out from behind alfred: Good morning, morons. I'm surprised to see you're all alive, though Drake appears to be nearing death's door. everyone: *glances over at the corner of a random hallway, where a drooping, haggard time lurks* tim, eyes manic and smudged with the darkest eyebags known to man: WHAT DAY IS IT? bruce, hair unkempt and sleepy looking: *yawn* thursday. alfred: It is Saturday, Master Tim. Master Bruce, you could do with a pick-me-up. (derogatory) duke: WHAT. THE. FUCK. alfred: Language, Master Duke. dick and steph: *still blissfully asleep in their rooms, dick is passed tf out on his stomach, steph is sprawled on her back in a stunning imitation of a starfish*

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Duke: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?

Harper: Theft.

Stephanie: Disturbin the peace.

Cassandra: Aggravated assault.

Damian: Arson.

Jason: All the above. In that order, probably.

[graveyardgremlins]

One more snippet

Duke took a deep breath. “You’re telling me ghosts are real?” “Sorta,” Jason answered. “Are you telling me you’re a ghost?” “Sorta.” Duke took in another deep breath. “I swear to God. One of these days, I’m gonna kill you again.”

I think I might be better at marketing than a lot of companies lmao anyway, if you look in the last tag you will see more of this fic

[ilovecharile]

Me after watching robot trains:

[justexistinghere122]

*making the yearbook after like three ,,suicides'' *

That one random blonde guy in the movie talking about Ram and Kurt: But how will people who didnt know them personally find stuff about them? Heather D.: Meh. They will find out. Lets put it in the yearbook! Heather D.: Everything true is in the yearbook. Its how I found out Im smoking hot!

[fandom-hoard]

Here's one for Alfred (another family gift)

T-shirts that I think the batfam would probably definitely wear:

Jason Todd (Damian Stole It)

Damian (The first one was a gift from Todd he pretended he didn't like it)

Tim Drake (The second one was a Kon's present Tim also pretended he didn't found funny)

Dick Grayson (also a present I don't know who gave him he has too many friends™)

Duke Thomas (He bought himself)

Stephanie Brown

Cassandra Cain (Steph gave to her)

Bruce Wayne (A family present)

[hehether]

Happy Pride month 🌈

[ehliena]

Imagine the boys' reaction to Bruce adopting Zur-En-Arrh's teenage Bruce Clone Robin.

Damian: He tried to kill us!

Jason: What's a little attempted murder between brothers?

Tim: He'd fit right in, both of you have tried to kill me and failed.

Dick: Please don't register him as Bruce Wayne Jr. No one deserves that.

Duke: *not sure if this is a rich person thing or a Bruce Wayne thing*

[pinklotushere]

Ok I had this rotting in my mind for days now

Bruce *going live as brucie Wayne because he saw a tweet about him saying he was acting weirdly (it was actually damian shit posting) and paranoid abt his identity he decides to up the brucie effect to 100* : and then he winked at moi! Like, can you believe itttt~

Dick *kicks the door open, bursting into the room full on sobbing* : bruuuceee

Bruce *immediately stops what he was saying and gets up to comfort him* : what's wrong chum?

Tim, steph and duke *run into the room in various levels of crying*

Bruce *actually starts to panic* : kids?

Damian and cass *walk in sniffing* : baba! (Just dami lmao)

Bruce *pale and looks about ready to cry himself* : what's wrong?who was it? Give me names,descriptions, anything-

Jason-youre-not-my-dad-i-dont-live-here-fuck-you-mothefucking-todd *walks in red-faced and barely keeping it together*: dad..

Okay, picture this we've got Bruce pale and sweaty, holding a still sobbing dick and and surrounded by steph,cass,duke and picking damian up all quietly crying and/or sniffing and we've got tim pressing his face to Bruce side, shoulders chaking and then jason of all people starts sniffing and Bruce literally goes even paler (of that's even possibe) and pulls him in

Bruce : What's wrong? Talk to me, sweetheart

Dick : it-it's they- * Starts wailling*

Bruce : they? Who's they? Did you get their names?adresss? Social security number?

Steph : n-no it's not- *hiccups and buries her face on him, you can hear her crying*

Jason :..I don't think I'll ever be the same

Bruce : from what? What is it?

Barbara * Wheeling in, popcorn in hand, eyes red and sniffing:

Bruce : Barbara?

Babs: hey b

*Que lots of sniffing*

Bruce : what's going on?

Babs:Oh, we watched a movie

Bruce: excuse me?

Babs: Yeah, grave of the fireflies, man that was heartbreaking

*higher crying*

Bruce:

The next day

Headlines go like this :

*brucie Wayne secretly just a loving father*

*brucie Wayne threatens whoever hurts his children*

*Wayne children being dependent on their dad no matter how old they get*

Social media similarly is bursting with :

"I love how he was ready to commit murder for them lmaooo"

"Is it just me or did brucie just get 10 times hotter*

"Man, dick grayson crying is something I didn't know I needed, that man is such a pretty crier"

"Damn, I love how tim drake and Stephanie brown just buried themselves in their dad"

"My God I always thought damian wayne was bratty but he's actually really cute?"

*God brucie holding damian, dick and still hugging all his other children is so hot"

"Hold on, isn't jason todd dead?"

(And no, this isn't me projecting. grave of the fireflies did not emotionally destroy me. What?)

[nadertigerkay]

It's why Hal Jordan is banned from joining

Duke's the one who has to defend G.I. Joe's budget to the higher-ups...

[repmet]

[insp] [Alex]

Prince Henry of Edinburgh is accurate to the movie don't @ me

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Duke: This is insane, I feel like I’m losin my mind!

Jason: I’m more surprised you have any left to lose.

[aangarchy]

The funniest thing about the boiling rock episodes is zuko telling sokka at the start how this prison houses the most dangerous and notorious criminals of the fire nation as well as war prisoners, and then at the end they just let one of them tag along without ever asking him what he was in for. Could have brought a serial killer to meet the fucking avatar and they'd be none the wiser